(Caution clause: If you have adverse effects to free web SMSes, please do not proceed to read the post below. All not in italics are accurately quoted.)

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Saturday, 5th August 2006
StarHub Web SMS Monologue Part I

0010 hrs: june how's life? i was wondering if we could meet n haf a heart2heart talk? [reply to p****?]
(Haha! Have a what?! With u??)

0014 hrs: got this guy intro u... works in a bank as an advisor =) [reply to P****?]
(Spare me. Save it for urself. You're more desperate than I am. Maybe you should consider the match-making industry.)

0015 hrs: hello? [reply to P****?]
(Ignore)

0015 hrs: hello? [reply to P****?]
(Ignore)

0016 hrs: hello? [reply to P****?]
(Ignore)

0016 hrs: hello? [reply to P****?]
(Ignore)

0018 hrs: HI HI [reply to P****?]
(Ignore)

0019 hrs: CAN TALK? [reply to P****?]
(Er, no. Don't you get the hint? Oops! I forgot. Too dense.)

0020 hrs: i think u shld reply no need to get angry [reply to P****?]
(Why should I? Life has been good till 12.10am.)

0021 hrs: what did i do wrong? can u pls tell me? and pls dun put all e blame on my sis tks [reply to P****?]
(OMG! I did?? Or was it guilty conscience?)

Sunday, 6th August 2006
StarHub Web SMS Monologue Part II

2154 hrs: SORRY.. MY PC GILA [reply to P****?]
(Irrelevant information.)

2155 hrs: CAN WE TALK? PLEAZE [reply to P****?]
(Nozz. Haven'tz youz alreadyz realizedz?)

2156 hrs: I'M MEETING ALIZA WAANA JOIN US? [reply to P****?]
(Who's Aliza? I only have an Alisa in my phonebook.)

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I really don't need unnecessary people buzzing around like annoying flies.