Friday, 18 August 2006
StarHub Web SMS Monologue Part III

1320 hrs: IS TAT U? AIYOH FATTER NOW!!! HA!!!!!! [reply to nah?]

1323 hrs: I'VE RECOMMENDATION TO GO SLIMING CENTRAL. GOT DISCOUNT SOMEMORE!!! [reply to nah?]
(I've only heard of Bukit Batok Central, Ang Mo Kio Central, Toa Payoh Central. What's "Sliming Central"?)

First of all, please go take English lessons before you pollute my phone with your horrendous Engrish!

Secondly, if you got the guts, state your name lah! Why hide behind a pseudonym?
FYI,
Main Entry: pseu·do·nym
Pronunciation: 'sü-d&-"nim
Function: noun
Etymology: French pseudonyme, from Greek pseudOnymos bearing a false name, from pseud- + onyma name -- more at NAME: a fictitious name; especially : PEN NAME

Meaning: fake name lah!

* If you've spent lesser time on the internet looking through my Friendster photos and sending me free web SMSes, then you would have not have done so poorly in school.

* Please discipline your sister lah.

I really don't understand. Maybe you're just too free. Or you're schizophrenic (go check the dictionary yourself) since you deny sending all the Web SMSes. Perhaps you're lonely. Or you find this really entertaining.
This is so ridiculous, it's not funny!

One word of advice: Call this number. 63892003. Or visit www.imh.com.sg
They do accept juvenile delinquents.