Incoming: Hi june.. can u call me now? [Reply to *****?]
(Switches phone to silent non-vibrating mode and goes back to dreamland)
Incoming: I'm feeling very sad [Reply to *****?]
Incoming: I feel tt god dsn't love me [Reply to *****?]
(What did you do this time?)
Incoming: I have been cheated of my feelings and everything! [Reply to *****?]
(Finally!)
Incoming: hey... still no response [Reply to *****?]
Incoming: hah... bluff you one lah [Reply to *****?]
(Funny ah, gal?)
Incoming: just want to say hi... wait for me to come back oh [Reply to *****?]
(Not looking forward!)
Incoming: itz be a suprize [Reply to *****?]
(It's s-u-r-p-r-i-s-e lah goon!)
Incomimg: bye.......:))))))))) [Reply to *****?]
Incoming: StarHub Msg:***** has ended the WebSMS session with you blah blah blah...
*9 messages received*
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Dear Hum,
What does it take for you to get it in your dense skull that your SMSes and calls are not welcomed?
It irks me that you can't say all you want in as few SMSes as possible. StarHub does give you a limit of 147 characters per SMS you know.
It irks me that you are like a leech that only falls off after it has its fill.
It irks me that you persisted in calling me today eventhough I didn't want to answer your calls (I was expecting Jasmin to call and was rudely shocked to hear your voice. I didn't answer your calls subsequently. You remind me of Tun Tun! He, too, kept calling and calling eventhough I didn't respond. Don't you get it?)
It irks me that i may be the only one that you're irking!
Irked,
June
